samedi 10 décembre 2011

Trock: Parodie de Tick Tock goes the Clock (saison 6 - spoilers)

En farfouillant sur internet à la recherche des paroles complètes de la nursery Rythme Tick Tock Goes the Clock, fil rouge de la saison 6 de Doctor Who (qu'il faudrait d'ailleurs que je chronique puisque je l'ai vu à sa sortie), je suis tombée sur une parodie Trock!

Sur musique de Tik Tok de Kesha, l'auteur reprend avec plaisir certaines paroles de la chanson pour nous offrir un résumé de la saison 6. La voici avec les Paroles.


Wake up in the morning feeling like Stormageddon
Grab my Stetson and my sonic, don't know where I'm headin'
Before I leave, grab invites in the color of blue,
Teselecta hands'em out, can't cross my time line, dude.

I made my friends all watch me die, die
Then sent them to eat some pie, pie
they all sat down and cried, cried
Jaw-droppin', appears a younger me, me
Knowin' nothin' bout my death scene.
That's when things get a little bit tricky

Tick tock goes the clock
Until River kills the Doc'
Tonight, I'mma fight
All the Silence in site
Tick tock goes the clock
You know fixed points can't be stopped, no

Tick tock goes the clock
Until River kills the Doc'
Tonight, I'mma fight
All the Silence in site
Tick tock goes the clock
You know fixed points can't be stopped, no

Ain't got a care in world, don't know Amy's not here
Then we find out that she's preggo, and the Flesh disappears
And now the Cybermen are spillin' cause they hear we got Rory
Then we head to Demon's Run to start act two of our story.

We find that River is Amy's kid, kid
Eye patch tricked us again, 'gain
I leave'em as if I were Ten, Ten

Now, now I circle back to the lake, lake
Time for me to meet my fate, fate
River sends me to my fate, fate
But River doesn't...
(Hello, Sweetie!)

Tick tock goes the clock
Until River kills the Doc'
Tonight, I'mma fight
All the Silence in site
Tick tock goes the clock
You know fixed points can't be stopped, no

Tick tock goes the clock
Until River kills the Doc'
Tonight, I'mma fight
All the Silence in site
Tick tock goes the clock
You know fixed points can't be stopped, no

River,
You messed time up
Not puttin' me down
You fix this now
or We all die

Fine, I give up
You got me now
Hold your hand out,
Grab my bow tie

River,
You messed time up
Now hear me out,
Look in my eye.
And trust me

I wave my hands,
Out of my eye,
My robot eye.

Now, the TARDIS don't start 'til I walk in

Tick tock goes the clock
Until River kills the Doc'
Tonight, I'mma fight
All the Silence in site
Tick tock goes the clock
But the Doctor can't be stopped, no

Tick tock goes the clock
Until River kills the Doc'
Tonight, I'mma fight
All the Silence in site
Tick tock goes the clock
But the Doctor can't be stopped, no.

Et comme je suis une fille vraiment sympa, voici un montage sur la vraie Tick Tock Goes the Clock du Doctor:


Tick tock goes the clock,
And what now shall we play?
Tick tock goes the clock,
Now summer's gone away.

Tick tock goes the clock,
And what then shall we see?
Tick tock, until the day,
That thou shalt marry me.

Tick tock goes the clock,
And all the years they fly.
Tick tock and all too soon,
You and I must die.

Tick tock goes the clock,
We laughed at fate and mourned her.
Tick tock goes the clock,
Even for the Doctor.

Tick tock goes the clock,
He cradled and he rocked her.
Tick tock goes the clock,
Even for the Doctor.

Tick tock goes the clock...
Tick tock goes the clock...
Tick tock goes the clock...

Doctor, brave and good,
He turned away from violence.
When he understood,
The falling of the Silence.

Tick tock goes the clock,
He cradled and he rocked her.
Tick tock goes the clock,
'Til River kills the Doctor.

Tick tock goes the clock,
He gave all he could give her.
Tick tock goes the clock,
Now prison waits for River.

Tick tock goes the clock,
And all the years they fly.
Tick tock, and all too soon,
Your love, will surely, DIE.

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